If Romney or Obama Wins

If Romney wins:

Grandma gets thrown off Medicare. The rich get even richer and since they already have more money than they can possibly spend in their lifetimes, they bury more of their money in offshore accounts. All fabrication of anything is done in foreign places and the workers of the U.S.A. change their occupations to Panhandler First Class. And, oh yes, income tax on the rich goes down because everyone knows that when they get a windfall their natural genius will shine forth and we will all get tons more crumbs from their tables.

If Obama wins:

The country is spent to death by the denizens of Washington D.C. on party girls and fancy hotels in places that don’t need our money. A thousand more pallets piled 4 feet high with our $100 bills are going to disappear mysteriously from cities that you have to look up in your world atlas. The U.S. Constitution will become unnecessary because laws will flow so freely from the hallowed halls of the Oval Room that the Supreme Court would never be able to keep up with the tsunami of paper anyway

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About Cornhusk

Ex-High-School and Community College teacher. Also have a degree in Science and Applied Science. Have worked in ship construction and now supplement my retirement by writing and revising vocational textbooks.
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