It’s so cool. Somebody gets the pizza and popcorn and someone else rounds up the beer. Then we go down to the basement in the West Wing and hang out. So far the best one was when we got Bin Laden. I mean you should have seen his whole body shake when the bullets started ripping him apart, and his little kid wife was blubbering and wailing.
And and listen to this. It was amost a double feature because at the same time we had that little bastard Anwar al-Awlaki targeted. But it didn’t turn out. And it was all to the good in the end because later on we had cameras on the scene as you know.
It wasn’t good with the three Somali’s pirates either. Nobody shot any film of that one. That won’t happen again. I just gave the order and the three seals shot three Somali’s right in the head and they flopped like dead meat: done: dead. It’s called sending an presidential message. They told me about it word for word.
But last week was almost as good as Bin Laden. When I saw what happened to Anwar al-Awlaki it as all worth it. Man, they had no idea at all. They pull over to take a leak or something and we were right there. And it was funny, I. telling you they didn’t even look up. Those drones are like ghosts in the sky. They started to run in all directions and they fell with their legs still pumping them nowhere.
You should see the list of staffers I have that want to be there when we get this next batch of film of that Sudan gang getting chopped into hamburg. Whhooooeeee.
Hey, I’ll tell you what, after lunch we’ll take our beer down the basement and kick back and look at what I’ve got so far. This is a whole lot better than those video war games. what do you say?